little gingerbread house had a last picnic today.
little gingerbread house found a box of sand that was sadly too cold to play in today.
little gingerbread house went and thanked the fire hydrant for being so red and nice today.
little gingerbread house found a dark and mysterious cave that he decided to explore today...and was never seen again...
and the moral of the story is, never sit on top of a cold fire hydrant.
current mood: "Haven't Slept in Years" by Matthew Good Band
and now the gingerbreaddies are attacking because they fear imending dooooooom!
they were right too. this is what happens when a gingerbread house is attacked by caramel sauce, uncooked pasta, meat tenderizer for the powdery snow, and just for kicks, a caramel bukkake gingerbread person.
they also brainwashed stevie into eating like three cloves of garlic raw and breathe all over my face. oh god it BURNS!
current mood: "The Doom Song" by Gir