when you fall asleep for like twenty minutes and you sunddenly wake up does it ever feeli like your teeth grew moss on them? like your theeth are like "HE'S ASLEEP! GO FOR IT BOYS! HE AINT NEVER HAD A CAVITY YET SO GROW YOU LITTLE FUCKERS GROW!!!" and then you wake up and youre like "fuck me teeth feel fuzzy..." and then you reach for a coke.
i dont have coke. i keep reminding myself to go buy some. and since there's an asian market across the street im oretty sure i could get both liquid and powdered.
whats that? a cruelly over done stereotype? fuck it. not like you've never thought it.
so when you shave do you ever somehow miss that one rogue hair and then like two days later it just suddenly gets noticed cause it's just the longest hair ever all of a sudden? what happens if you shave your nuts and that happens? so youve got bald nuts and a fucking rope. how fucked up would that be? you ever notice how hairs like that always grow on the faces of people who have moles in places on their head that you just cant help but stare at? so now not only do you stare and think "holy christ!!! they had a twin that never fucking made it!!" but now you stare and think "holy fuck! he had a twin who shaved his nuts and never made it!!!"
it's a god thing that hairs like that only grow on oddly shaped moles on funny looking people otherwise all the redheads would look like the Wolfman.
would you ever make out with someone with a mole hair? even IF you could overlook the fact when you look at them, what if you start mackin and then you can feel it rubbing on your face? cause youd be like mmmmnmnnmmmnm and in your head youre all "oh god oh god oh god it's touching me make it stoooooooop" but you cant mention anything cause you arent sure whether the other person is aware that their mole hair creeps you right the fuck out and what if they're really attached to it and wont trim it? what if it helps them regenerate? it like sucks nutrients out of the air for them or something.
see this is why i think its good when chicks trim cause seriously, dental floss and pussy hair.... toooooootally different categories of getting stuck in your teeth. there is no good way to pick twat floss out of your teeth without looking like a retard. and all those biologists who say that nature developped pubic hair so our junk stays warm? hi, Nature, chicks have interior heaters k? obviously youve never gone down on a chick other wise you'd have made guys teeth impervious to things getting stuck in them. yet another case for mother nature not being a lesbian.
i dont have coke. i keep reminding myself to go buy some. and since there's an asian market across the street im oretty sure i could get both liquid and powdered.
whats that? a cruelly over done stereotype? fuck it. not like you've never thought it.
so when you shave do you ever somehow miss that one rogue hair and then like two days later it just suddenly gets noticed cause it's just the longest hair ever all of a sudden? what happens if you shave your nuts and that happens? so youve got bald nuts and a fucking rope. how fucked up would that be? you ever notice how hairs like that always grow on the faces of people who have moles in places on their head that you just cant help but stare at? so now not only do you stare and think "holy christ!!! they had a twin that never fucking made it!!" but now you stare and think "holy fuck! he had a twin who shaved his nuts and never made it!!!"
it's a god thing that hairs like that only grow on oddly shaped moles on funny looking people otherwise all the redheads would look like the Wolfman.
would you ever make out with someone with a mole hair? even IF you could overlook the fact when you look at them, what if you start mackin and then you can feel it rubbing on your face? cause youd be like mmmmnmnnmmmnm and in your head youre all "oh god oh god oh god it's touching me make it stoooooooop" but you cant mention anything cause you arent sure whether the other person is aware that their mole hair creeps you right the fuck out and what if they're really attached to it and wont trim it? what if it helps them regenerate? it like sucks nutrients out of the air for them or something.
see this is why i think its good when chicks trim cause seriously, dental floss and pussy hair.... toooooootally different categories of getting stuck in your teeth. there is no good way to pick twat floss out of your teeth without looking like a retard. and all those biologists who say that nature developped pubic hair so our junk stays warm? hi, Nature, chicks have interior heaters k? obviously youve never gone down on a chick other wise you'd have made guys teeth impervious to things getting stuck in them. yet another case for mother nature not being a lesbian.
it's cause they changed the fucking roads
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