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love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
So are you as addicted to Facebook as I am?
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
not really
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
i dont have to be if im a pirate
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
No, only landlubbers are addicted to websites
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
hahaha.....lubbers
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
my ship is totally going to have wireless
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
pfft, then there's no need for wenches
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
hellooooo........internet porn
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
god you're a dumb pirate!
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
nono, think about it
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
we could pre order wenches for the next port of entry
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
duh, that's what smoke signals are for
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
totally effective form of communication
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
no, that would just make the indians try to trade beads with us
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
lucky for you indians can't swim
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
no but they can canoe like motherfuckers
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
god, you're right.
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
Alright alright...........you can have wireless internet
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
but no more luxuries
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
ok
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
like..............clean drinking water
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
or toilet paper
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
pff
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
thats why you shit off the bow
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
shit off the bow, piss off the stern
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
and you do it like that because when the ship breaks through a wave it washes your ass off
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
please do not use the ocean as a bidet
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
that's so weird...
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
helloooooooooo PIRATE??
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
since when do we care?
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
The raping and pillaging..........sure.
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
but pooing off a boat
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
seems so...............beneath the pirate way of life
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
and where would you expect a pirate to poop?
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
in his hand...and then throw it at someone
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
we're not monkeys, we only have them as pets
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
Oh why? Because they're BLACK?
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
no because theyre monkeys and we can dress them up
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
like ninjas
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
or teletubbies!
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
...or that....i guess....
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
weirdo
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
hahahahaha
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
i bet you think it'd be pretty cool to see a monkey dressed as a teletubbie
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
no id think it would be freaky as hell
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
especially on a ship that's full of dudes that are probably on opium
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
touché
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
do you think pirates go commando?
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
No
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
I suspect they wear women's panties
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
I mean, they wear eyeliner...................so you've gotta kind of wonder how deep that androgyny goes
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
thats more emo
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
fuck
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
now im not sure if i want to be a pirate if i have to put up with emo people in the middle of the ocean
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
they won't be emo
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
vicious rapists, yes
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
emo, no
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
although you should probably learn some sea shanty's and jigs
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
oh those i gots
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
and vertical striped pants
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
I think that's sort of part of the uniform
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
But wait.........you have two legs!
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
the captain always has two legs
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
Oh you're a captain now
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
that's awfully presumptous
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
yes]
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
it is
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
and a correct one i might add
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
have you interviewed anyone for the first mate position
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
it's highly coveted
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
nar
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
well get on it!
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
you know id offer it to you but since youre being so demanding
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
Dude, a first mate has to be demanding. What if there's a mutiny on the ship and the Captain is killed?
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
First mate has to take over
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
true
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
ive got it!
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
best first mate ever
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
Jonathan Frakes
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
Jonathan Frakes/
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
yes
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
you DO know who he is right?
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
I'm being booted down the pirate totem pole for JONATHAN FRAKES?
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
HE WAS WILLIAM GODDAMN RIKER
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
no one will EVER top Riker
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
Oh, there's going to be a mutiny
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
MUTINY!
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
pff no way
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
oh we'll see about that
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
I'll just start my own pirate ship
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
And we'll have nicer outfits, and waaay better beer
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
hah
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
yeah right
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
from ontario
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
No, we'll ship it from Germany
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
what kind of pitare ships beer?
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
pfft, what are you offering your men? Moonshine? LAAAAME
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
Glemorangie
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
uhhh....an entrepeneur pirate
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
I think I want some type of stirfry for lunch
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
mmkay?
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
yar
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
frsh squiddies
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
i like squid
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
yar, i choosed the right choice then
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
it was so much sexier when Johnny Depp was a pirate
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
why doncha just go join HIS crew if you think hes so great
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
Because I hate Orlando Bloom with the fire of a thousand suns
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
you could kill him and say it was an accident
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
yeah, but I'm pretty sure him and Johnny Depp are like.....dating....
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
ew
...love hurts sometimes when you do it right... says:
Oh..."ew" says the guy that's going to be aboard a ship with dudes for a few months at a time
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
hey you never said you werent going to the the only girl on your ship
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
so
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
ew like
•Þa±z• - she nexted the mexican? isnt she mexican? says:
sloppy 10ths
In other news, Residence Administration is sending out emails giving false hope to everyone:
CONDOMS! CONDOMS! CONDOMS!
The Condom Club! On Tuesday November 28th from 6:30ish-8:30pm, SHAG (the Sexual Health Awareness Group) will be in the Rez dining hall! Existing members, pick up your condom packages before the holidays! Interested in joining? For just $10, you can receive 40 condoms, 20 lubes, a condom pal, and take away loads of sexual health information each semester! Stop by on Tuesday, or email shag@sfu.ca for more info!
Also, tonight marks the first game the Oilers will play on home ice against fuck nut Chris Pronger the traitor. sadly i will be in my last Applied Comm classafter which our prof is taking us out for drinks and the likelyhood of seeing an Oilers game on any tv at the bar is bad cause the fucking Cansucks are playing columbus. seriously, who wants to watch a shit game like that when you could watch the biggest show of angry fans until playoffs start? perhaps during my final presentation in class tonight i will kindly remind the class of this.
