that name sounds like royalty, are you royalty?

i'm having pie for breakfast.
it is a good pie.
it has apples in it.
it has a crips crust.
and it's all mine.

i have a bag of peanut m&ms.
peanut m&ms are the best candy in the world.
they're candy.
theu have chocolate.
they have peanuts.
they come in bright colours.

i have four boxes of jello.
jello is jiggly.
jello comes in many colours and tastes.
you can stack jello.
you can put alcohol in jello.
you can dance like jello.

i have perogies in the freezer.
you can boil them.
you can fry them.
you can microwave them.
you can eat them with a ukrainian.
you can eat bacon with them.

i had pesto last night.
and a baby greens salad.
at a place called The Five Point.
i went with a family friend.
he works for CBC.
we made fun of old people.
pesto is pesto-y.
salad is tossed.

i went to the library.
i got some books.
they have large words.
they are for one class.
i need more for another class.
i will probably have fines.

i am speaking like this.
this is how i am speaking.
la la la la la.
greg the bunny is a good show.
scrubs is a good show.
weeds is a good show.

i need something to exercise my brain.
so it does not speak like this.
all day.

that name sounds like royalty, are you royalty?