he challenged him to make a good movie one of these days

im watching a livecast of the guy who started something awful box some dudes at Plaza of Nations. its funny cause it's so sad.

so this one time in rez in ottawa i decided to cook with alcohol. so i made pasta sauce with gin and it was good cause when i lit it it made a little poof and there was like a foot high flame. the next time i decided was to make sausages and use tequila. i didnt have any tequila so i went around the floor til someone gave me like 3 ounces because it wasnt theres but the bottle had ended up in their room. so i toss the sausages in and roast em up a bit, and then figure its a good time to pour in the tequila. it goes in without a problem.
it simmers a bit.
i light the match.
i touch it to the side of the pan to igni--
WOOOOOOSHHHHFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

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blink...

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OH FUCK THATS LIKE 5 FEET HIGH!!!

MOVE YOUR DAMN HAND!!!

DO SOMETHING DAMMIT!!! IT'S HITTING THE FUCKING CEILING RIGHT WHERE THE FIRE ALARM IS!!!!

right...um...

blow on it?

oh look that works.

well then...i guess i wont be doing that again.

someone in the lounge looks over and says "hey Pat do that again!!!"

he challenged him to make a good movie one of these days