your shoes are more annoying than my canadian

shoes were competing with the most stereotypical sounding canadian ever today, eh? like, ya know boy, if it's reeeally the real canadian superstore, eh, like, why isnt there like, y'know, a moose 'r something at the entrance eh? and why's that there canadian tire store always called crappy tire eh? like, if it were reeeeally a canadian store, youd think that theyd try not to be crappy 'r something. or how come them stores there aint made in the shapes of igloos eh? i doont think that any store should say its really canadian unless you need a parka to walk aboot inside eh?

last night i started and finished a micheal christon book. now i have no book. i didnt plan that one out too well. also yesterday i was all "gah summer is taking forver" and then today i was kind of "hmm...month and a half...meh."

clerks 2 starts on friday. im going to go see clerks 2 on friday. that means that this week im going to watch every kevin smith movie in preparation. SALSA SHARK!!! SAAAAAAAAAAALSAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!!!!!

snoochie boochies motherfucker.

your shoes are more annoying than my canadian