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today in the news....

EDMONTON - Edmonton police have issued a public warning about a repeat sex offender released from jail on Saturday.
Gerald Allan Naud, 37, finished serving an 18-month sentence at the Calgary Correctional Centre for various offences, including sexual assault, mischief, trespassing and failure to comply with a probation order.
In 2003, Naud kissed and groped a 19-year-old woman working at the Edmonton Westin Hotel.
Police described him as a violent sex offender with a long criminal history, who clearly poses a risk of significant harm to the community

today in my opinion...

who the fuck let him out? "im a judge with a brilliant plan! im going to let a dangerous and violent offender loose on the street and i know what he'll do!"

today in letters to the editor...

The Edmonton Journal

Published: Sunday, July 16, 2006
Putting surplus money away for future generations is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of. My future is right now.I am 80 years old and my only source of income is the old age pension. I need all the help I can get right now, so if Albertans have no use for a rebate cheque, send it to me.I will make good use of it buying food, gasoline, heat, electricity and clothing.

Jeane McDonald, Stony Plain

today in my repsonse...

ok look. you're 80. youre practically fucking dead. it's not our fault that you wasted your entire fucking life doing nothing that earned you a pension so dont bitch at us about how the government supporting YOUNG PEOPLE WHO ARENT PRACTICALLY DEAD ALREADY is stupid. you know what? i made good use of my rebate cheque too. it helped pay FOR MY EDUCATION SO I CAN GET A JOB THAT WILL GIVE ME A PENSION AND NOT LET ME FUCK MY LIFE UP AND HAVE NO MONEY WHEN IM 80 DICKFUCK!

today in the headlines...

EDMONTON - A 19-year-old pregnant woman is miss-ing and presumed drowned after swimming in the North Saskatchewan River at a downtown park Saturday afternoon.
Police said the young woman, her husband and his brother were drinking on the riverbank at Louise McKinney Park across from Rafter's Landing when she decided to go for a swim about 5 p.m. Visscher said alcohol definitely was a factor in the woman's disappearance. "They came down here to drink and enjoy themselves. For some unknown reason she went into the river. When you mix alcohol into that, you are going to get trouble," he said.

today in my 'what the fuck is wrong with you people'....

hmmmm....pregnant mother of two....pregnant mother drinking....alcohol definitely a factor...swimming in the north saskatchewan...who the fuck actually wants to touch that water??? yeah sounds like real winners. "ok two kids of mine i already have and im only 19, im going to the river valley with the guy who is the father of your new brother or sister, and im going to give your new brother or sister FAS cause we're going to drink, and just in case, im going to wear loose clothing if i want to jump into the nasty ass river."

ok look. everyone assumes that human beings are for the most part compassionate creatures, especially when considering people who've suffered misfortunes. but when this shit comes up in the news all the time? fuck compassion. stupidity garners no compassion. the other day on the local ctv news they had a medical watch story about a 7 year old with cancer and how we should all feel sorry for him. ok, yes it sucks that a 7 year old has cancer.

but.

civilian deaths

children killed by israelis

abused children in africa

so...one local seven year old who lives 15 minutes from one of north america's top children's hospitals...or hundreds of thousands of kids world wide who are getting shot at, raped, beaten, sick, and have little hope of getting help? yeah we're real fucknig compassionate here. cluck your tongue when you see the caner boy on the news and think "oh my thats teribble" then go back to eating your KFC, and then sending your dollar to a sponsor child so you can tell yourself you feel better about the world when you dont even know or realize that that dollar probly doesnt even make it to that kid.

lalalalalalalala popsicle lalalalalalalalala!!!!

so last night my friend amanda was like "so i need to aska question that might offend you..."

"shoot"

"are you gay...?"

"bahahahah! no. why?"

"cause when we went to that movie with jess and erin, after jess was like 'amanda i think he's gay cause he has a fashion sense and he's easy to get along with and he doesnt have a girlfriend!'"

"jess is wrong. maybe youre that gay one and you dont know it."

"maybe. i spend all my time with her..."

what do i know about shifting?