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k, so i finished my essay that's fucking amazing, and i registered for fall classes which is also fucking amazing cause i only have three classes and two days of class.

on to bigger and better things...

this round of THE 5 QUESTIONS GAME BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE OUTLAW...

1) Why do hockey players have mullets?

because way back in the day when there was no NASCAR and rednecks hadnt yet discovered this marvel of hair style, hockey players played outside a lot more than they do now and in order to keep their necks warm from the cold air they figured out that letting their hair grow long in the back made up for them not having any fur. However, not wanting to turn into one of those sheep dogs that cant see because it's hair hangs down in front of its eyes, the hair was cut short in front and the sides to allow for the largest possible field of vision while still maintaining the critical blanket of warmth needed for their necks.

2) What is the first thing you do when you wake up? (don't be shy with this answer)

try and figure out what song just woke me up. turn off alarm clock, turn on tv, turn on weather network to see what kind of bullshit theyre spewing today, turn off tv, get up, brush teeth, put on work clothes, make lunch, eat breakfast, leave for work.

3) What would be worse; having an alligator eat you or a shark? (which would you choose if you HAD to pick one and why?)

worse...alligator because they dont have as big of mouths so youd probly end up getting chewed up more than if a big ass shark ate you. if i had to pick, id say shark cause who wouldnt want to get eaten by JAWS? i dont have to tell you that there is no JAWS for alligators, so that has to mean that alligators are nowhere near as cool as sharks. plus, if you get eaten by a shark theres always the chance that you could wind up on some show in Discovery Channel about sharks eating people.

4) Why are guys grossed out by women talking about periods, tampons, maxipads, PMS, etc? (does it bother you too?)

because leaking and bleeding genetially really fucking suck. it doesnt really bother me cause i have more friends who are girls than guys and ive lived with chicks a lot in the last four years and you kind of cant avoid hearing about it.

5) Have you ever had/ let a girl put make-up on you for fun?

ok, yes. but. good reason. first year at SFU, i was the very last Madge Boy. Madge Boy is the token guy who's friends with all the girls in the girls dorm which was called Madge Hogarth but now it's closed. anyway. i was going to Celebrities one time with some friends and lyndzi and sasha thought it would be a good idea to put like eyeshadow and stuff on me cause id look more emo... i dont know why emo would be good for a gay bar...emo people are just a whole different kind of gay. anyway, that's about all it amounted to. and then lyndz was uber disappointed when i said no guys hit on me.

The fine print: 1. If you want to participate, leave a comment below saying interview me. 2. I will respond by asking you five questions - each persons will be different. 3. You will update your journal/blog with the answers to the questions. 4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview others in the same post. 5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

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