you know what? the general public can go give itself a fucking enema and eat the resulting shit that squirts out their own fucking ass.
if it isnt "the fields are too small" or "the grass is too long or short" it's "you pounded my fucking van and woke my dog up!"
yeah, k buddy, whatever. if you get that fucking worked up that your dogs wake up in a truck stop parking lot when a car drives by and you see us walk by and decide all of a sudden that we hit your van and fucking insulted you, you can eat a dick. when three of us apologize for we're not sure what and you still swear at us then you can eat a dick while you're getting ass fucked by the ugliest fucking tranny in the fucking world.
and idle fucking threats arent very fucking nice assfuck. "i'll see you guys at work tomorrow morning!" k fucktwat, there's three of us who didnt do fuck all to your van and we didnt wake your fucking dogs up in the busy parking lot so if you want to follow us to work and harass us and be a bigger dick and hopefully you'll be a big enough dick that we can call the cops and then youll have a bad fucking day, then be my guest.
fuck. seriously. if my job meant prepping fields that no one was ever allowed to use then it'd be the perfect job. no asshole people to deal with.
so a round of fuck you's to....
football
baseball
soccer
guys in vans with mullets and beaters
barking dogs
binners
old ladies that have nothing better to do than bitch at us
the old guy with the retreiver who tells us to go back to picking garbage
the moms at the park who tell their kids to go to school or they'll end up like us
the teenagers who break our stuff
the high school gym teachers who think theyre the best thing ever
people in the parking lot for tournaments who swear at us cause theyre too retarded to go park in our other two lots
the random people who walk right through the compund yard because they think its a shortcut
paris hilton
the people who park in front of our gates with the big no parking signs on them
the people who drive their vehicles into the park
the schools that let their students have water fights on the track and destroy the park and not clean it up
the people who complain about the goose population control
the people who complain that they stepped in goose shit
the people who let their dogs chase the geese
the people who let their kids chase the geese
the people who chase the geese
the people who complain the mowers are too loud
the people who complain that grass clippings get into their yard when we weed whip the fences
the people who swear at us for not giving them free soil at construction sites
policies that give the worker pretty much nil support against complaints
did i mention assholes in beaters with mullets in vans with dogs?
if it isnt "the fields are too small" or "the grass is too long or short" it's "you pounded my fucking van and woke my dog up!"
yeah, k buddy, whatever. if you get that fucking worked up that your dogs wake up in a truck stop parking lot when a car drives by and you see us walk by and decide all of a sudden that we hit your van and fucking insulted you, you can eat a dick. when three of us apologize for we're not sure what and you still swear at us then you can eat a dick while you're getting ass fucked by the ugliest fucking tranny in the fucking world.
and idle fucking threats arent very fucking nice assfuck. "i'll see you guys at work tomorrow morning!" k fucktwat, there's three of us who didnt do fuck all to your van and we didnt wake your fucking dogs up in the busy parking lot so if you want to follow us to work and harass us and be a bigger dick and hopefully you'll be a big enough dick that we can call the cops and then youll have a bad fucking day, then be my guest.
fuck. seriously. if my job meant prepping fields that no one was ever allowed to use then it'd be the perfect job. no asshole people to deal with.
so a round of fuck you's to....
football
baseball
soccer
guys in vans with mullets and beaters
barking dogs
binners
old ladies that have nothing better to do than bitch at us
the old guy with the retreiver who tells us to go back to picking garbage
the moms at the park who tell their kids to go to school or they'll end up like us
the teenagers who break our stuff
the high school gym teachers who think theyre the best thing ever
people in the parking lot for tournaments who swear at us cause theyre too retarded to go park in our other two lots
the random people who walk right through the compund yard because they think its a shortcut
paris hilton
the people who park in front of our gates with the big no parking signs on them
the people who drive their vehicles into the park
the schools that let their students have water fights on the track and destroy the park and not clean it up
the people who complain about the goose population control
the people who complain that they stepped in goose shit
the people who let their dogs chase the geese
the people who let their kids chase the geese
the people who chase the geese
the people who complain the mowers are too loud
the people who complain that grass clippings get into their yard when we weed whip the fences
the people who swear at us for not giving them free soil at construction sites
policies that give the worker pretty much nil support against complaints
did i mention assholes in beaters with mullets in vans with dogs?
the splot spickens
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