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sh!thawks...on parade: do not cheer for him!

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9.6.06

cam ward is the enemy.
yukon says so.

so i wake up this morning...it's wet and raining...call foreman to make sure i can go back to sleep...

"yeah, well if you dont mind coming in for a few hours to put some lines down, we really need that done."

schmeh.

well, at least i paid for a textbook today.

LET'S GO OILERS FUCK THE CANES!!! BEAT THEM DOWN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
HURRICANES BLOW AWAY!!!
ARRRRRRAAAGAARARARARARARARARA!!!!!INCOMPREHENSIBLE GUTTERAL YELLING THAT IS DIRECTED IN BAD MOJO TOWARDS THE HURLICANES!!!
ITS NOT OVER YET!!!
YAAARAAARRRRRARRRRRRR!!!!

and what's with all the fucking evangelicals coming out from under their rocks lately?
i open the local newspaper at break today and theres an ad in there for this shit. they're putting on a 13 week Book of Revelations bible study camp to save your soul because the promosed return of Jesus H. Fucking Christ is IMMINENT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! do you feel ready? well do ya, punk?
can you believe what that family looks like? seriously, that picture is fucking creepy. i feel sorry for their kids.
one of their visions is to build a k-12 christian school in strathcona county. you know what buudy, think you might be a liiiiiiiiiittle late in yer god's mind doing that seeing as how there already IS one.
did you know that at the Strathcona Christian Academy, in physics you learn the sky is blue because God said so. what? math? who needs math when you've got a book with no math in it?
and ive got one question.
Are you ripping off the Jehovah's Witness's? cause you know, they have this whole "30000 souls" for eternity thing, but you've only got 10000.
arent there like 6 point some billion people in the world?
heaven gettin a little crowded i see.
i dont like evangelicals, they are frightening people. you shall likely see much of them in the next Presidential Election in the USA. hello theocracy.

off i go to do laundry.

do not cheer for him!

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