now with 50% more moisture

if by some crazy fluke of universal existence and reality suddenly decides to bend to what i'm thinking about right now, the universe would be kind enough to somehow change the supporting act for NIN from The Bug to Puscifer because there's no fucking way i can go to Vegas in February for that show.

either that or somehow find out where to buy Maynard's Caduceus wine in Vancouver.

now with 50% more moisture