who does a tow truck driver call when his truck breaks down?

do pigeons have a special organ meant solely for producing poop when they take off?

why is christmas chocolate already on sale?

does recycled toilet paper ever think "not this shit again."?

if organic fruits are better for you, and they're a lot smaller than non-organic one, does that means less is more?

is a tuna fish sandwhich seafood?

are skittles in cahoots with the leprechauns?

is bluegrass for people who are colour blind?

does spinach feel bad that children hate it?

why are there more bad flavours of jelly beans than there are good one?


now go! go ponder these and report back at once!