i'm going to start a group along the same lines as PETA only it'll be called PUMP.
People for the Uber Mutilation of Pumpkins.
not to be confused with Pissed off Umpires Manning home Plate. and we all know why they're pissed. c'mon. baseball is boring. that's right. they know it. they're pissed off because they know their sport involves a guy tightly gripping a long hard shaft of wood and whacking at some balls.
it's a wonder that republicans still watch it.