it's a big naked ass with tassles

so far this weekend i've found out that turtles do i doggy style really really really slowly, fireworks set to the music from Halo are fan fucking tastic, there's only one gay dude from Halifax and he has no teeth, Fender makes shoes and i get random invites to big happy gay parties on Davie St.

i know?

who knew Fender made shoes?

it's a big naked ass with tassles