so apparently if you custom design a pair of Chuck Taylors they only ship custom designed in the US...soooooo...anyone want to help out and be a middlermailer?
so i guess yesterday was the Christina Aguilera...Ageelairaa...Xtina...god she cant even spell her own fucking name right...show... I kept wondering why I was seeing the white boyeees en masse at the skytrain heading downtown with their "look at me i dyed my hair JUST like her omg im SO original now!" girls. of course then there were also the group of like 14 year old girls who were sitting on the skytrain thinking they were mid 20s socialites. you know, the kind where you turn yoru own music up that doesnt suck ie SRV and Kenny Wayne Sheppherd and Big Sugar so you can tune them out instead of getting all pissed off and really wanting to go over there and yelling HEY YOURE 14 FUCKING YEARS OLD SO THAT MAKES YOU THE BIGGEST ASSHOLES ON THIS TRAIN SO SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTHS ABOUT WHO HAS THE PINKEST FUCKING PHONE!"
i have to go to BCIT on saturday and take a genereal competency test for the Feds for some PSC job i applied for like ages ago. considering that i scored a 2 on that test fil put up....you should prooooobably pray for me.
i bought one of those Swiffer Carpet Flicks and it works but it totally does'nt work like it does on the ad. so i yelled at it. i hurt it's feelings, yeah i did, it's sulking between the fridge and the cabinet that has nothing in it. the regular swiffer is in the corner in the bathroom going "hahah...sucker..." in fact i'd imagine a conversation between the two to go something like this:
Swiffer: "....."
Carpet Flick: "....."
Swiffer: "...."
Carpet Flick: "...."
CAUSE THEY CANT REALLY TALK HAHAHAHAHAH.....please someone save me from myself....
so i guess yesterday was the Christina Aguilera...Ageelairaa...Xtina...god she cant even spell her own fucking name right...show... I kept wondering why I was seeing the white boyeees en masse at the skytrain heading downtown with their "look at me i dyed my hair JUST like her omg im SO original now!" girls. of course then there were also the group of like 14 year old girls who were sitting on the skytrain thinking they were mid 20s socialites. you know, the kind where you turn yoru own music up that doesnt suck ie SRV and Kenny Wayne Sheppherd and Big Sugar so you can tune them out instead of getting all pissed off and really wanting to go over there and yelling HEY YOURE 14 FUCKING YEARS OLD SO THAT MAKES YOU THE BIGGEST ASSHOLES ON THIS TRAIN SO SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTHS ABOUT WHO HAS THE PINKEST FUCKING PHONE!"
i have to go to BCIT on saturday and take a genereal competency test for the Feds for some PSC job i applied for like ages ago. considering that i scored a 2 on that test fil put up....you should prooooobably pray for me.
i bought one of those Swiffer Carpet Flicks and it works but it totally does'nt work like it does on the ad. so i yelled at it. i hurt it's feelings, yeah i did, it's sulking between the fridge and the cabinet that has nothing in it. the regular swiffer is in the corner in the bathroom going "hahah...sucker..." in fact i'd imagine a conversation between the two to go something like this:
Swiffer: "....."
Carpet Flick: "....."
Swiffer: "...."
Carpet Flick: "...."
CAUSE THEY CANT REALLY TALK HAHAHAHAHAH.....please someone save me from myself....
thump thump thud
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