so the president of ING canada is coming to meet us all tomorrow. if i weren't so unexcited about it, i might even be unexcited about it.
so Canada is the best country in the world and the US is third worst. and i'll tell you why. IT'S BECAUSE WE KNOW WHAT FUCKING KD IS!!
oh, and the whole we don't torture people and we dont spy on our citizens and we dont have Ann Coulter.
also, apple pie is Canadian. so there.
actually, to be fair, i think maybe the US got a bit of a bad rap there cause for all the shit that the world sees, people tend to overlook the fact that if you're down there people are generally pretty decent. i mean, they gave us Mythbusters and Mike Rowe didn't they?
if you want to be cool like me and cook good food then do this:
Random Sauce Pat(sa) Style
1 tsp sesame oil in a pan, 1lbs ground beef mixed with one diced shallot, in da pan, brown over medium heat, add a few shakes of curry powder, pour in a 165ml can of coconut milk, stir, turn down to simmer, cube a big ass beefsteak tomato, put it in the pan, stir, let sit for an hour,
make a slurry with a tsp of cornstarch, pour it in da pan, stir, let sit for a while til it thickens up. cook pasta of your choice whilst it is thickening. drain pasta. mix with awesome sauce. enjoy.
dont say i never tried to help out people who cant cook.
so Canada is the best country in the world and the US is third worst. and i'll tell you why. IT'S BECAUSE WE KNOW WHAT FUCKING KD IS!!
oh, and the whole we don't torture people and we dont spy on our citizens and we dont have Ann Coulter.
also, apple pie is Canadian. so there.
actually, to be fair, i think maybe the US got a bit of a bad rap there cause for all the shit that the world sees, people tend to overlook the fact that if you're down there people are generally pretty decent. i mean, they gave us Mythbusters and Mike Rowe didn't they?
if you want to be cool like me and cook good food then do this:
Random Sauce Pat(sa) Style
1 tsp sesame oil in a pan, 1lbs ground beef mixed with one diced shallot, in da pan, brown over medium heat, add a few shakes of curry powder, pour in a 165ml can of coconut milk, stir, turn down to simmer, cube a big ass beefsteak tomato, put it in the pan, stir, let sit for an hour,
make a slurry with a tsp of cornstarch, pour it in da pan, stir, let sit for a while til it thickens up. cook pasta of your choice whilst it is thickening. drain pasta. mix with awesome sauce. enjoy.
dont say i never tried to help out people who cant cook.
you cant see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
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