i'm an invisible minority

so there was a bomb threat at work today. totally wasn't as fun as it should have been.
actually the threat was to the tower right next to ours so while we were watching everyone stream out of that one we're standing in the windows wondering whats going on until finally someones like "maybe we're supposed to evacuate" and like 15 minutes later "Ok everyone let's go!"
so then we go down the street and im slightly hoping for big balls of flame and debris becuase honestly, who ever gets to see that happen at work or that someone in demolition. and then i waved at the news helicopter. so im going to be on the news.
someone said theyd get me the borat swimsuit if i wore it and took a picture.
apparently insurance is a leading cause of bomb threats. who knew?

also, i think this is a little dumb. thoughts?

i'm an invisible minority