taco bell motherfucker

things i learned by going to the Red Room:

- short east indian guys really don't like to have to wait in the line that isnt the VIP line
- umbrellas can protect you from nonexistant rain
- agreeing to pay the bouncer extra money to get in doesnt mean you actually have to pay the bouncer to get in
-the red room is a latin dance club.
- i found every mexican in canada.
- Vern Troyer has a brother who's big and mexican
- latin guys think that when they dance like they're having an epileptic seizure, that they're good dancers.
- apparently some people think that leopard print never goes out of style
- Pervuian polka is somehow considered dance music
- latin americans dont care if the same song is played more than four times
- technical problems resulting in the stoppage of playing of music is comedy
- there are three types of patrons there, men, women and cleavage.
- not only is there a lineup to get in, there's a lineup to get out.
- mexicans dont believe in waiting in line
- watching drunk latin americans get hauled out in a headlock by the bouncers is also comedy
- unless i turn into a latin top 40 lover, i dont think im going back there.
- Barrymores kicks the shit out of this place.

taco bell motherfucker