dont you digest?

yeah im not even gonna try putting these in order cause i probly cant remember anyway.

in west philedelphia born and raised on the playground is where i spent most of my days.

lots of stuff to do with boobs. i believe i was told i'd get the whole show?

lots of yelling and singing and pointing at THAT GUY!!!

tim was weird. tim's buddy looked like johnny knoxville.

are you coaching me on the sidewalk??? no im not getting in that cab cause it's a diesel...wtf...

in the immortal words of Greg the Bunny "Hey everybody look at me! I'm a drunken cliché!!"

so if i really think about it i bet i could sum up the night in one word.

and it's surprisingly easy.

and that word is:

chunky.

i think this is the point where pat realized that maybe he'd had too much to drink.

dont you digest?