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miso hungy.

im going to call my eye twitch the "cubikEye" cause it only occurs while sitting in my cubicle.

yes sasher you're right, i dont think im cut from cubicle material. but i'll put up with it cause they'll pay me.

so apparently im like...a month and a half ahead of where most new people are right now four days after training. something like that.

i brought my other two oilers figures and put them on the cubikshelf.

so i took a break and took a leak and then a few hours later when i went for a walk i was like 'oh i guess my fly undid itself. how convenient that my day is spent at a desk where no one can see that.' and then i wondered if i should put a sock puppet in there but that might not go over so well.

the safety dance does not equate to fucking an entomologist but hey you could fuck one while safely dancing.

if there's too much snow and it's too cold then come here where we are both lacking snow and cold. k thnx. also, do people reeeeeally still do the whole "you've reached Chez Chef" on their voicemail? come on if you have voicemail you tooooooootally have to either use welcome to Cassa Del Voicemail OR record monty python.

so im channel surfing and i find out anna nicole smith is dead and of course i saw it on CNN and i was like "really Anderson Cooper, is that why they pay you? i thought you were te smart one of the bunch. leave that shit to Nancy Grace." and of course a few channels up theres nancy fucking going off about it like shes giving the most violent blowjob in the world. and then i clicked to canadian news channels and OH LOOK! REAL NEWS!!! i bet someone in the white house killed her so that every news station in the states would be like "holy fuck!! a blonde with big tits is dead! let's ignore the human rights violations our government has just committed while our attention was diverted to this horrific and terrifying news about a blonde with big tits!!!"

and did you hear about the hannibal the cannibal preview? about how the preview had to get toned down cause it had the word 'terrifying' in it and it was during the superbowl and there were families watching? yeah.... dear America... the word terrifying is not a boob. sorry to bust your bubble.

hahaha. boob. bust. hahahaha.

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okokok, so the new Scrubs. WTF KIM??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO JD??? SERIOUSLY EVERYONE WAS ROOTING FOR YOU AND NOW YOURE A TOTAL FUCKING LYING BITCH WHO'S GOING TO DESTROY HIS HEART WHEN HE FINDS OUT!!!

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