- my chuck taylors came from the Converse outlet store in Las Vegas
-my chuck taylors are olive green, my grey Vans are grey
-my new hair cut is apparently very militaristic
-there are a lot of rubber bands on the sidewalk going down Renfrew
-you can substitute the words to Camptown Races with "Three mile island melted down doodah doodah, three mile island melted down OH FUCK MUTANTS!!!"
-i had the theme to The Price is Right stuck in my head all afternoon
-ive been making hand gestures much like those of Raoul Duke lately
-im accumulating candy and neat photos in my cubik to stimulate people to walk down to the end of the cubik row to come visit me
-when i stamp things i hear Tory Belleci go "bla-DOW!!!" in my head
-reading the nutrional information about McDonald's food while eating McDonald's food only succeeds in making your McDonald's food taste like the uber nastiest McDonald's food in the history of McDonald's food
-if i forget what day it is all i have to do is remember which pair of pants im wearing to work
-i can rock the business casual like tommy lee rocks the drums
-i woke up to Blown Wide Open and Big Wreck is one of the most underrated bands ever
-the new cost reduction is 63 something which was figured out on sunday. who does cost reductions on sunday?
-Mr Sub continues to demonstrate it's position at the bottom of the Sub totem pole because the Ultimate Cheddar looked like a radiation cancer Eeore version of an ultimate cheddar
-your current prepaid balance is $3.37 which is something like 374 minutes
-cambie on friday.
-black pants tomorrow.
-after you watch a clip of tyra banks that raymi posts and email tyra banks about being a hypocrite you get this in response...
-my chuck taylors are olive green, my grey Vans are grey
-my new hair cut is apparently very militaristic
-there are a lot of rubber bands on the sidewalk going down Renfrew
-you can substitute the words to Camptown Races with "Three mile island melted down doodah doodah, three mile island melted down OH FUCK MUTANTS!!!"
-i had the theme to The Price is Right stuck in my head all afternoon
-ive been making hand gestures much like those of Raoul Duke lately
-im accumulating candy and neat photos in my cubik to stimulate people to walk down to the end of the cubik row to come visit me
-when i stamp things i hear Tory Belleci go "bla-DOW!!!" in my head
-reading the nutrional information about McDonald's food while eating McDonald's food only succeeds in making your McDonald's food taste like the uber nastiest McDonald's food in the history of McDonald's food
-if i forget what day it is all i have to do is remember which pair of pants im wearing to work
-i can rock the business casual like tommy lee rocks the drums
-i woke up to Blown Wide Open and Big Wreck is one of the most underrated bands ever
-the new cost reduction is 63 something which was figured out on sunday. who does cost reductions on sunday?
-Mr Sub continues to demonstrate it's position at the bottom of the Sub totem pole because the Ultimate Cheddar looked like a radiation cancer Eeore version of an ultimate cheddar
-your current prepaid balance is $3.37 which is something like 374 minutes
-cambie on friday.
-black pants tomorrow.
-after you watch a clip of tyra banks that raymi posts and email tyra banks about being a hypocrite you get this in response...
"Thank you for writing to Tyra Banks. Tyra appreciates your letters and has
arranged to send you a free autographed photo as a special thank-you gift. If you
included your postal mailing address, this gift will be sent to you shortly. If you
did not include your postal mailing address and would like to receive a picture,
please reply to this message and include your address. You will receive this same
message when you write again, so you may disregard it after you have sent your
postal address. Please allow at least 4-6 weeks for your request to be processed.
Pictures will be sent by postal mail, not e-mail."
...cause i totally want my autographed collectibles to be emailed to me...
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