crotch rocking like it's 1989

so you forget your camera somewhere and when you get it back it has random crotch shots on it. someone also seems to believe the addage of "the camera adds 10 pounds" far too much. if you take a picture of your dong on someones camera, it's only an illusion. sorry to bust your self confidence there.

GRACE look what I GOT AS A PRESENT!

Mother smelly also made me some jewish christmas tree ornaments. hahaha awesome sauce to tha MAX! AND a universal remote so i dont have to sit on the floor to change the channels no more. HAPPY DANCE TIME BIATCHES!!!

WHY ARENT YOU DANCING?? I SAID HAPPY DANCE BIATCHES SO GET UP AND DANCE DAMMIT!!!

we only have one pot in the kitchen and i want to make pasta and meat sauce so this might require some creative thinking. we also have no microwave, so again, a dilemma of pastarific proportions.

slips of the tongue are funny cause when you hear someone say something a little unexpected it's just THAT much more funny. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you know who you are. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

crotch rocking like it's 1989