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sh!thawks...on parade: what's troubling gus? probly that global warming.

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14.12.06

i have a nice view of the outside wall of our neighbours house from my window. it's a big window so it's kind of a shame that i get to stare at concrete. plus it's pretty much always shaded so if i want to know if it's actually bright out i have to go look out a differnet window.
my bed is covered with paper. it looks like im writing a magnum opus except instead of a novel of immense proportions its versions of resumés and cover letters and job postings and notes about companies and shit like that.
im also beginning to run out of ramen, but thats ok cause it gives me a good reason to leave the house and explore the T&T some more. shaz suggested i find something called Super Super Super Lion which is apparently 49 cent red bull.
im gonna go ahead and say that for 49 cents it's probably a health hazard but it's not like i have anything else to do.
i think the weather is fucking with my sleep cause when i wake up at 9:30 pretty much every day and it looks like its late afternoon out it makes me want to go back to sleep.
i turned on CBC this morning and caught part of the swearing in ceremony for Ed Stelmach. the days of King Ralph are over. enter the era of Fast Eddie S. his first order of business, get rid of a bunch of ministries and wonder whether or not alberta is getting enough money from the oilsands.
im gonna go ahead and say yes. seeing as how the entirety of the last provincial surplus taken from the oil industry was used to eliminate the provincial debt it gets enough. Fast Eddie S subscribes to many of the same values as King Ralph which means we'll still see the bulk of provincial money kept out of the hands of teachers and nurses. way to think progressively fucknut. so let's say when you get your first 7 billion dollar surplus you actually put it to good use in the province for infrastructure, housing, social programs and the like.
oh but wait, he's a ralph supporter meaning some of the money will have to go to his abusive drinking habits and throwing pennies at the homeless.

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so i just went over to the T&T to get a snack and cause i really have nothing else to do. im starting to like that place cause you can walk around and theres like a million different smells and theyre all neato. anyway, i went over to the frozen food section which is next to the seafood section so obviosuly theres a lot of frozen seafood there...yeah...anyway, i was looking through all the frozen seafood and lo and behold you can buy a whole frozen turtle for 12$. so i picked one up to look at it and i swear ive never felt so sad for a turtle ever. strange coming from a guy who shoots his own meat and thenfeeds the buckshot to chad. it was weird, you could see it's little head just kind of barely poking out of its shell like "heyyyyyyy guyyyyyyyys....iiiiiiim deeeaaaaaad....ready to be coooooooooked..." and then i was like "so thats where billy's pet went hahaha...oh man...." and then i put it down and walked away and ended up looking at whole marinated cuttle fish in the prepackaged ready to eat section. what exactly does one do with an entire marinated cuttle fish?

what's troubling gus? probly that global warming.

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