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29.8.06



im pretty sure that somewhere someone will say that crossover is better than any kevin smith movie.

should you encounter a person, take the following actions to ensure the safety of all movie goers everywhere...

1. hit them in the face with a baseball bat. or, if you wish to stick to movie themes, a size 13 nike shoe repeatedly until they have been beaten unconscious.

2. continue to hit at will until you are satisfied that some sense has been beaten in to them.

can you picture these two movies meeting?

"im a BAAAASKETBALL movie biatch!"
"good for you, good to know your a corporate clog."
"mutherfucker whatcho sayin? lay down get your bitch off!"
"sorry, i have to go lead the counter culture revolution again."
"say what?"
"oh, sorry, i forgot. let me talk slowly so you can understand me. You...are...special...with...a...capital....R... have...fun...being...a...crappy...movie..."
"im a BASKETBAAAAAALl movie!!"
"hey i think micheal jordan is over there, why dont you go say hi. no over there. no farther. farrrrrther. yeah, yeah ok, you keep going that way im sure youll catch up."

urban hiphop movies are probly one of the biggest wastes of money in my opinion. think of how many more snakes could have been put on the plane if the money used to make Crapover had been given to them!

anyway.

last day of work tomorrow.

im gonna pack up my comp on thursday probly so i might be out of commision for a few days.

i think if i ever had a chance to interview Fiddy Cent id ask whether or not he thought that crack dealers turned rap artists who still actively promote and are involved in gang activites should be considered good role models for kids. that would probly piss him off but its a legit question.

im thirsty.

they run on Dunkin

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