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25.8.06


ok so i'm not completely deaf but im in that fuzzy hearing headspace type hearing thing.

anyway.

first off...who the fuck puts chairs on the floor when you have a general admission FLOOR TICKET??? BAH!!! floor is floor is open floor!!!

anyway...

HOLY

FUCK

ok, so ISIS, not really all that impressive.

the bass for the entire show.

holy

duck fuck batman.

there was actually a constant breeze the bass was so loud. it was the kind of bass where you and everything around you is actually vibrating. i shit you not.

setlist and maynardisms:

Stinkfist
"good evening edmonton. calgary said to say hello." crowd boos loudly..."What'd they do, fuck your girlfriend? That's what happened to me."
The Pot
46 & 2
"hanging in there?"
Jambi
Schism
Lost Keys (Blame Hoffman)/Rosetta Stoned
"we have a really neat new invention. it's called a time machine. would you like to get in and go for a ride with us?"
Opiate
Sober
"Danny broke his drum. so now i have to tell you a story... but i'm not sure which to tell. oh wait, here's one. how do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? you pick him up and suck his dick. i'm not even joking." k, at this point...he's still talking but crowd loud, me not hearing so great...something to the effect of "thousands of stormtroopers. i suggest you buy our country while your dollar is still strong before we invade yours. once again we apologize for our president." ...there was a bit more but couldnt really tell what...
Lateralus
Vicarious
"Peace. Out."
Aenema

i dont really get why a lot of people have been saying the light show is lame, i liked it. yeah it was sort of cheesey, but it fit the mood of the show. and maynard was totally into the show, fucking dancing around for pretty much every song. not really any drum solo though. plus the whole chairs on the flooor and mike and i in the 24th row...other than that...fucking superb show.

im pretty sure that this would be a toss up between tool and matt good in his living room totally unplugged. the only problem there is that i only got to see one. so i have to default to tool even though im sure matt good's living room would have been pretty much on par.

so i should try to sleep but i might watch tv cause i can sleep in. im going to go see Bon Cop Bad Cop tomorrow and with whatever money i have left in my bank account after the merch table raped it....holy christ high prices....go to buffalo and see if theres a sale on.

mmmmmmmmm tool.

how do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

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