only TweedleDumbfucks drive Hummers.
seriously, you have the biggest goddamn piece of shit metal on the road, there's global concern about oil reserves and you buy this TO GO TO THE FUCKING GROCERY STORE TO BUY A CARTON OF FUCKING MILK AND PARK AS CLOSE TO THE GODDAMN FRONT OF THE PARKING LOT AS YOU FUCKING CAN!!!
do you know what the gas mileage is on a hummer? here's a hint...take a 2004 model H2. it has a 32 gallon tank. with a 32 gallon tank driving to the grocery store because your other SUV isnt QUITE as safe as you want it to be, you get 9.6 mpg. a 2006 H3 has an EPA Air Pollution rating of 2 out of 10.
so, if this is public knowledge, WHY when i drive by the gmc dealerships are they PROMOTING these hulks of CRAP???
i have a reading about SUVs and Hummers somewhere from my Promo Culture class...but i think it's in vancouver...anyway...
it's hot out.
heat i think causes the spontaneous regeneration of TweedleDumbfuck.
he's a short little fat man with leiderhosen and a green shirt and likes chocolate ice cream and has red hair and is fugly.
chewbacca will crush him when the temperature falls.
a secondary effect of the heat outside is that it makes me tired and laugh hysterically at practically nothing. so a good part of my day was spent doubled over clutching my stomach making wheezey laughing noises trying to stop from falling over.
i also got my first essay for the tourism and social policy class im taking distnace ed back. gots a B+. not gonna argue with that. next essay is due next friday. gotta get crackin this week.
today a hat took a bath in green jello and sang to the yellow highlighter about stars and seacows who makes sounds like cats meowing on the rocky beaches of nowhere in particular.
seriously, you have the biggest goddamn piece of shit metal on the road, there's global concern about oil reserves and you buy this TO GO TO THE FUCKING GROCERY STORE TO BUY A CARTON OF FUCKING MILK AND PARK AS CLOSE TO THE GODDAMN FRONT OF THE PARKING LOT AS YOU FUCKING CAN!!!
do you know what the gas mileage is on a hummer? here's a hint...take a 2004 model H2. it has a 32 gallon tank. with a 32 gallon tank driving to the grocery store because your other SUV isnt QUITE as safe as you want it to be, you get 9.6 mpg. a 2006 H3 has an EPA Air Pollution rating of 2 out of 10.
so, if this is public knowledge, WHY when i drive by the gmc dealerships are they PROMOTING these hulks of CRAP???
i have a reading about SUVs and Hummers somewhere from my Promo Culture class...but i think it's in vancouver...anyway...
it's hot out.
heat i think causes the spontaneous regeneration of TweedleDumbfuck.
he's a short little fat man with leiderhosen and a green shirt and likes chocolate ice cream and has red hair and is fugly.
chewbacca will crush him when the temperature falls.
a secondary effect of the heat outside is that it makes me tired and laugh hysterically at practically nothing. so a good part of my day was spent doubled over clutching my stomach making wheezey laughing noises trying to stop from falling over.
i also got my first essay for the tourism and social policy class im taking distnace ed back. gots a B+. not gonna argue with that. next essay is due next friday. gotta get crackin this week.
today a hat took a bath in green jello and sang to the yellow highlighter about stars and seacows who makes sounds like cats meowing on the rocky beaches of nowhere in particular.
it's just me, Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber
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