dont be afraid of acronyms

today i made chewbacca noises and held aloft a pvc thing with metal ends and said "now im a stormtooper bang bang bang!!!"

pitt interviewed shaz. i read it when i got home.

paper! YEAH! scissors! YEAH! stone! PHILIPS!

water water water comes out of a hose hose hose, and it sprays sprays sprays til it's TIME TO GO HOOOOOOME!

i got a letter from myself from high school in the mail today cause we did that in religion 30 and then we got them mailed to us like 5 years later or whatever and my envelope says "HOLY SHIT IS RELIGIOUS!!" and it has Ozzy written on it. i remember writing this. i remember sarnecki saying "if you make ajoke out of this, when i mail it to you in five years and you open it you'll feel bad that you didnt write something serious." so ive made it a point to never forget it, and remember that i didnt fucking care about this assignment and so no i dont feel bad and i think it's kind of funny cause i think what i wrote in it is abso-fucking-lutely the truth:

"i dont know what to tell myself. i cant relate to something that hasnt come to pass yet."

i guess also i had shitty dating experience in high school and by now i should be playing the second stage at ozzfest.

RAAAWWWRRRAAAWAAWAAARRRRRRRR!!!!

no chewbacca it goes:

RRRRRRRRRAAAWARARRAAAARAAARRAWWWRRRRRR!!!

ooooooooooh WHEN YOU EAT YOUR SMARTIES DO YOU EAT THE RED ONES LAST???

dont be afraid of acronyms