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sh!thawks...on parade: it's not quite a liquid or a solid, but it's not a soquid either

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so my sister should be back in the land of Eh's and Red Mounties by now. she left tomorrow and gets home yesterday. how fucked up of jetlag would that be? you leave one day and then you get home and you get to live that day over again because now it's tomorrow again.
im having an uber fruit smoothie thing as you can plainly see. ive started eating more fruit than usual, but i dont usually eat a lot so this'll probly give me the trots or something.
hahaha my body will be like "HOLD IT IN!!! YOURE GETTING VITAMINS YOU IDIOT!"
and i'll be all "but there are doughnuts upstairs so i need to make room."
hahahaha...ew....hahah.
you see what im reduced to when i dont have to get up and go to class and take notes and sit in lectures? maybe being a perpetual student is actually a GOOD thing for me.
fyi, no matter how long you run that magic bullet, it will not turn an apple, orange, banana, yogurt and orange juice into a total liquid. i should have learned that when i tried the tuna...
one more day of work til my weekend...this six day run seems to have gone by quick. probly cause we're all waiting for my sister to get home.
i really need to work on actually caring about getting a tan that isnt just a farmers tan because this is just getting to be ridiculous. someone could be like "hey that's a sweet tan!" and then i lift my sleeve a bit and they'd go "aaahhh!!! oh god!!! it's blindingly pastey!!!"
i didnt get to see much of the dog we were looking after other than to say hi in the mornings and tell her not to eat the sunscreen off my arms.
i think im about done for now...

um...

oh.

FUCK OFF DOUG WEIGHT THE SABRES WILL KICK YOUR ASS TONIGHT AND YOU CAN GO JOIN MIKE COMRIE DOWN IN SUCKHOLE VILLE!

not that i don't like doug weight, but i think it'd be some pretty tragic irony that he's all excited to maybe play his old team and then he gets to go golfing. and i wouldn't really send him down to suckholeville to live with Comrie, but you know how it is.

it's not quite a liquid or a solid, but it's not a soquid either

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