ok, if you want to see X3 and dont want to get mad because reading this will make you mad that you find out some of what happens stop reading after this sentence.
ok?
good.
if i was a film critic i'd give it a 7 out of 10. im not a film critic but im still gonna give it a 7 out of 10.
good, but not as good as it should have been.
i know that there was a lot of trouble getting a director for the movie. i think some more time should have been invested into finding some better writers.
i fucking hate it when they take plot lines that have been written and are a hugely important part of the real story line THATS ALREADY BEEN FUCKING TOLD IN THE COMIC BOOK ASSHOLES and have their way with them.
this movie basically wrote out Cyclops and Professor X.
this movie pretty much ignores everything that happend in X2. the constant search that Wolverine is on to find out who he really is? screw that, hand him a cigar. the fact that Mystique was impersonating the Senator? nope, let's just all of a sudden capture her instead. Nightcrawler? who? An entirely different President and white hosue staff that seems to have ignored everything about what happened in the second movie? sure why not.
oh, i know, let's randomly insert Arcangel, have him realize he wants to stay a mutant, not hear from him for almost the whole movie and all of a sudden show up to save his dad only to disappear again.
SENTINELS IN THE DANGER ROOM??? HELLO! SENTINELS ARENT EVEN MENTIONED IN THE FIRST TWO MOVIES AND SHOULDNT BE IN THIS ONE!!!
Rogue plays a pretty minimal role. stupid decision. cures herself? whoever wrote that in should be fucking shot.
this movie felt sort of campy, but in a refined way. not campy like most of the batman movies. more...campy as in the people who wrote it didnt ever fucking read an X-Men comic in their lives and only wrote what people told them to.
and then there's Dark Pheonix.
the most powerful mutant ever, and pretty much she stands there a lot.
and lesson to wolverine:
when a hot woman psychic mutant can rip your clothes off with her mind, you dont say no. if you say no, she goes fucking psycho and bad things happen. see Logan? if you'd just let her have her way with you none of this would have happened.
and why is it that Magneto's army had to look like it was made up of bad ripoffs of a nine inch nail fans?
and as far as i can remember, Mystique is never ever cured.
Magneto cannot be cured, that would fucking ruin the franchise.
good thing theres that oh so subtle but oh so obvious tip off at the end that "oh my god theres going to have to be another movie now!"
plus i heard Gambit was supposed to be in this one. nope.
juggernaut? hmm...k...props there.
Beast...hello X-FACTOR not X-MEN. get your comics straight.
i think there are too many "instant solutions" in this movie. you know, the parts where all of a sudden someone shows up, or all of a sudden they know what to do?
cinematics, tres cool.
it'll be interesting to see what happens with the next one after they killed off three major characters, fucked up a whole bunch of other ones, and everything is all of a sudden happy and ok with all the people of the world.
i liked Over the Hedge better than this. definitely out of the three movies i put his one in third place.
the most annoying thing that i find about it is how "oh no! wolverine you have to sacrifice jean!" but then of course there's the fact that you know, jean eventually manages to destroy herself because of the Phoenix powers in the actual story. but then again, theres the fact that Dark Phoenix isnt really Jean Grey, but a sort of clone while Jean Grey is actually in a protective and healing coccoon type thing under water.
k, nerdly yes. whatever.
go see the damn movie.
ok?
good.
if i was a film critic i'd give it a 7 out of 10. im not a film critic but im still gonna give it a 7 out of 10.
good, but not as good as it should have been.
i know that there was a lot of trouble getting a director for the movie. i think some more time should have been invested into finding some better writers.
i fucking hate it when they take plot lines that have been written and are a hugely important part of the real story line THATS ALREADY BEEN FUCKING TOLD IN THE COMIC BOOK ASSHOLES and have their way with them.
this movie basically wrote out Cyclops and Professor X.
this movie pretty much ignores everything that happend in X2. the constant search that Wolverine is on to find out who he really is? screw that, hand him a cigar. the fact that Mystique was impersonating the Senator? nope, let's just all of a sudden capture her instead. Nightcrawler? who? An entirely different President and white hosue staff that seems to have ignored everything about what happened in the second movie? sure why not.
oh, i know, let's randomly insert Arcangel, have him realize he wants to stay a mutant, not hear from him for almost the whole movie and all of a sudden show up to save his dad only to disappear again.
SENTINELS IN THE DANGER ROOM??? HELLO! SENTINELS ARENT EVEN MENTIONED IN THE FIRST TWO MOVIES AND SHOULDNT BE IN THIS ONE!!!
Rogue plays a pretty minimal role. stupid decision. cures herself? whoever wrote that in should be fucking shot.
this movie felt sort of campy, but in a refined way. not campy like most of the batman movies. more...campy as in the people who wrote it didnt ever fucking read an X-Men comic in their lives and only wrote what people told them to.
and then there's Dark Pheonix.
the most powerful mutant ever, and pretty much she stands there a lot.
and lesson to wolverine:
when a hot woman psychic mutant can rip your clothes off with her mind, you dont say no. if you say no, she goes fucking psycho and bad things happen. see Logan? if you'd just let her have her way with you none of this would have happened.
and why is it that Magneto's army had to look like it was made up of bad ripoffs of a nine inch nail fans?
and as far as i can remember, Mystique is never ever cured.
Magneto cannot be cured, that would fucking ruin the franchise.
good thing theres that oh so subtle but oh so obvious tip off at the end that "oh my god theres going to have to be another movie now!"
plus i heard Gambit was supposed to be in this one. nope.
juggernaut? hmm...k...props there.
Beast...hello X-FACTOR not X-MEN. get your comics straight.
i think there are too many "instant solutions" in this movie. you know, the parts where all of a sudden someone shows up, or all of a sudden they know what to do?
cinematics, tres cool.
it'll be interesting to see what happens with the next one after they killed off three major characters, fucked up a whole bunch of other ones, and everything is all of a sudden happy and ok with all the people of the world.
i liked Over the Hedge better than this. definitely out of the three movies i put his one in third place.
the most annoying thing that i find about it is how "oh no! wolverine you have to sacrifice jean!" but then of course there's the fact that you know, jean eventually manages to destroy herself because of the Phoenix powers in the actual story. but then again, theres the fact that Dark Phoenix isnt really Jean Grey, but a sort of clone while Jean Grey is actually in a protective and healing coccoon type thing under water.
k, nerdly yes. whatever.
go see the damn movie.
isnt X3 the model of a car?
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