jenkins is a sticker. he lives on my phone

if you lay on your side you see the world sideways like that movie sideways which is about wine but i never saw that movie and i cant drink wine because it makes me gag and feel sick so i dont drink it but i drink water because it helps to keep me hydrated and i wont shrivel up and die like i would if i were stranded in the desert and had no water and then remembered that id heard on tv that if you cut open a cactus that you can get water and the remember that i have an elfquest comic where that happens and the cactus is like a cooler full of liquid and then i remember that the tv lies because it's tv and it isnt real but the cooler in my closet is real because i can see it and its full of plastic bags because i didnt have anywhere else to put them so theyre all in there until i take them out and maybe use them to put things in because thats what bags are for cause theyre like suitcases for groceries but i dont have a suitcase i have a travel bag and it has wheels and a handle and it's in my closet to so if i take it out it means it's a gay bag but it's really not because it's a bag and i dont tink bags can have a sexual preference like i know gay people and theyre really cool and i hung out with my gay friends more in ottawa than i do here and i miss that because theyre fun like lego and lego is fucking amazing because you can make anything you want like i have a spaceship i built years ago that i hope no one took apart because it was really cool and theres lego in the media lab and i made another spaceship but i dont like it as much cause the colours arent all coordinated and the pieces are all mixed up and that really annoys me with lego because why the hell would you want to mic up different set because that just fucks everything up like how breaking a string on your guitar in the middle of a song can fuck you up cause you might get hit in the eye with flying metal which is no good but you know whats good is stephen king books and i have one and im sick of doing reading journals so im going to go read now k bye.

jenkins is a sticker. he lives on my phone