i have a question for banks that maybe someone MAYBE might have a fucking answer for...

WHY IN THE FUCK ARE YOU OFFERING STUDENT LOANS AND SAY 'OH YEAH NO PROBLEM YOU QUALIFY' ONLY TO COME BACK DAYS LATER AND TELL ME I DONT QUALIFY FOR A STUDENT FUCKING LOAN BECAUSE I HAVE NO NET FUCKING INCOME?

WHAT THE FUCK????

im pretty sure the point of a student loan is to LET US PAY FOR SHIT BECAUSE WE HAVE NO FUCKING MONEY YOU FUCKWADS.

'oh see a professional degree offers up to $80000 and youd get it right away"

"this is a professional degree."

"right, ok. yeah. definitely, let's see what we can do. we can give you $7500 a year."

EXCUSE THE FUCK ME???

what is it about no prior debt, perfect credit, a professional degree, and willing cosigners with no debt that you do NOT FUCKING UNDERSTAND?

oh, sorry, let me just move the fuck out of the way so you can fuck me over and go give trailer fucking trash charlie over there with shit credit thirty fucking grand to piss away on a fucking beater and have him crash it in a month. yeah, sure, no i understand perfectly. apparently i have to be a complete fucking incompetent failure with no prospect of making a good income ever for you to take me seriously.

fuck right off.