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i got lumburg'd today. getting lumberg'd entails you figuring on having your entire weeked to just chill out and then your boss comes over and is like "So, Peter, whaaaat's happening? Yeeeah, I'm going to need you to go ahead and come in on Saaaturday."
ok well, maybe not in that exact intonation, but you know what i mean.
i think there's a bit of irony being swept under the rug here cause the HR people are like "WE WANT YOU TO HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE OF WORK BEACUSE WE CARE!"
and then im like "LUMMMMBURRRRRRRRRRG!!!"
also, just because i had cookies today...

SING ALONG YOU LAZY BASTARDS YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!!!

also, im a famous author now.

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