flying eyeballs crossing

i must remember that since I work in an office environ that for some reason people in the lunch room are all shocked when you swear. as in "are you coming in to work this weekend" "fuck no." *insert three shocked faces*
i hit my elbow on something and now it's like perma-funny bone.
i think i'll go get a hair cut tomorrow.
i need to stop writing everything down at work cause it leaves me with nothing to say when i get home.

flying eyeballs crossing