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dear bowling ball,
please remind next time that you have a tendency to hurt my wrist so it makes it difficult to easily fret cool songs the next day.
thanks.

apparently we found the Dark Matter bowling ball because the fucking thing was all black and weighed about as much as you'd think a bowling ball made of dark matter is and since if i remember correctly from my rampant geekness that dark matter is indeed more dense than light matter it does indeed weigh like you'd expect if it were indeed made out of a lump of dark matter the size of a bowling ball made out of dark matter.

also, i think it should be a law that before you go bowling you must watch the entirety of Big Lebowski. i was so hurtin to lay down some key phrases but alas they would have been met with "um we havent seen that" stares.

and then apparently the foggy dew has decided that it's now the most high class establishment in all of burnaby what with it's metal detector bearing bouncers and cameras and photo id things when really it's pretty much a place where you can go to watch two very sweaty people pretty much fuck on the dance floor.

BRIGHT LIGHTS

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