messiah does not count as your hebrew word

we had a kosher adventure today. by we i mean me. and danielle. and robyn. they were excited because they saw jewish men in long coats with hats and beards.

i heart gifelte fish. and purple horseradish is not beets.

then we found a playgound and i jumped off things and they took pictures and i didnt even eat shit once.

and then we found a crashed UFO full of tropical plants and parrots and i tried to talk to one and i think he was talking back and then we all bought magnets and then drove to a jewish cemetary but we couldnt get in.

the whole time i was thinking about making crafts with macaroni and glue Jewbilee style.

i think i'll have bacon for dinner.

messiah does not count as your hebrew word