fickle finklstein or something like that i dunno

i have a four day weekend.

things i wrote down in a Word file at work today:

- post it notes: crack for doodlers
- window seats are only as good as the blinds
- are there left handed keyboards?
- my finger is twitching CARPAL TUNNEL!
- fresh air is a cigarette
- could you make a cubicle with the same stuff the walls are made of in a padded room?
- office workers dont believe in cold pizza
- the roof is radioactive
- my prisoners are elastic bands
- even germs wear ties
- zoning out is picking up your stamp to take a drink
- paper architechture
- staple ray gun of doom! ...shit it jammed...
- do the other numbers get jealous that it's always 9 you have to hit to dial out?
- swivel chair = ab exercise
- apparently sunshine kills bamboo
- cubik feng shui
- i am a liner note and this is my page
- you can measure your success by the number of click pens you have
- everyone's cellphone ringtone is more annoying than your own
- the age of your calculator is inversely proportional to your own age
- marshmallows are not napalm
- no one in an office has ever watched 'office space'
- there is no such thing as fart proof cubicle wall
- trees must have nightmares about fax machines
- cupcakes are all sorts of exotic

today my finger was twitching and my eye was twitching and my neck was twitching
and i was singing songs

someone with a 416 area code keeps phoning here during the day when no one is home. DEAR PERSON FROM 416 WHY DONT YOU CALL AT NIGHT LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE.

i caught whatever germ # is going around the office this time but i am fighting it off better than anyone else who has it.

im getting a laptop in august.

fickle finklstein or something like that i dunno