tell him to go to Boyd's and eat shrimp for breakfast instead

crystadactyl says:
whos your favourite boy band?
•Þa±z• - waiting for your fatass dirty dollar says:
ummmmmm
hmm
that really shouldnt be as hard as it sounds....
crystadactyl says:
anyone, anyone at all.
its for science
•Þa±z• - waiting for your fatass dirty dollar says:
new kids
crystadactyl says:
haha yes!
thanks
you're a hero
•Þa±z• - waiting for your fatass dirty dollar says:
awesome
do i get a cape?
crystadactyl says:
yes. its in the mail.
•Þa±z• - waiting for your fatass dirty dollar says:
sweet
i shall call it Clayton and together WE WILL RULE THE WORLD
crystadactyl says:
TOGETHER
wow. clayton is a pretty lame name for a cape.
•Þa±z• - waiting for your fatass dirty dollar says:
how do you figure
crystadactyl says:
it should be a strong name like julius or seymour
•Þa±z• - waiting for your fatass dirty dollar says:
seymour isnt a cape name
seymour is a cat name
crystadactyl says:
alright, like martin or cecil
•Þa±z• - waiting for your fatass dirty dollar says:
totally
crystadactyl says:
nice
name your cape cecil
and you two will rule the world together
•Þa±z• - waiting for your fatass dirty dollar says:
nah cause cecil is the name for the superhero tights
crystadactyl says:
ooo cause there is nothing better than cecil near your penis
•Þa±z• - waiting for your fatass dirty dollar says:
damn skippy
crystadactyl says:
alright name your cape....
CRYSTAL after me
cause I am a super hero
•Þa±z• - waiting for your fatass dirty dollar says:
doug
i cant wear you as a cape
crystadactyl says:
pfft doug
•Þa±z• - waiting for your fatass dirty dollar says:
augustus?
crystadactyl says:
ANGUS!
•Þa±z• - waiting for your fatass dirty dollar says:
hmmm
a cape like beef
it appeals to my inner Albertan
SO IT IS SETTLED
THE CAPE SHALL BE KNOWN AS ANGUS
crystadactyl says:
oh yeah! you are from...............MY TOWN
awesome
except now you have a super hero cape
well you will....when it arrives
•Þa±z• - waiting for your fatass dirty dollar says:
sweet
Come Cecil! we must prepare!
crystadactyl says:
so what are you and the boys going to save first?
•Þa±z• - waiting for your fatass dirty dollar says:
hmm....hadnt thought that far...
crystadactyl says:
maybe you should watch Mario for Sadomasochists
•Þa±z• - waiting for your fatass dirty dollar says:
or Luigi for German Fetishists

tell him to go to Boyd's and eat shrimp for breakfast instead