it's a nice hat

you know what i dont get? why is the trade off for asparagus being so awesomely delicious that it makes your pee smell funny? when whoever invented asparagus invented it, was this a minor oversight or what? i think it should be reinvented so that when you eat it and then take a piss it smells like you're leaking cinnamon deliciousness. actually no, because im prety sure cinnamon piss would burn thereby making everyone think they had herpes or something.
i started exercising. im halfway committed to sticking to it this time.

it's a nice hat