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i have to learn how to fill out tax forms. fuckin a. not really.

i pretty much have to stuff my clothes into something, take aapart my shlef and im good to move to the new diggs. can ya digg it?

i took some dayquil today and when it started to wear off in the afternoon i got that kind of light headed "im floating even though im walking" kind of sensation and it was like IM WALKING ON THE MOOOOOON ONLY IM NOT AT ALL!!

a few of the chinese people at work decided theyre going to teach me mandarin. i know two words now. fried rice are not them.

also i found out that theres a an insurance broker by the name of Rick James. i figure he does a really shitty Dave Chappelle impression.

also, trying to make a stir fry when you dont have a wok doesnt so much make it a stir fry as more of a kind of hope all the shit in the pan doesnt fall out while youre mixing it and hit the element and burst into flames and torch the place kind of stir fry.

i got nothin else. im gonna take down my shelf and go watch some scrubs and eat a can of brown beans cause why not, cant take the whole albertan out of me.

oh also, i totally called Luongo getting pulled last night.

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