fuckin timmy's whore.so you know what i haven't seen in a while? kids on the bus who scramble to be the first to pull the cord for the next stop. maybe it's just the bus routes i take that dont really have kids on them, but really, when's the last time you saw that happen and DIDNT smile? it's pretty much impossible not to.
why did i suddenly think this up? cause on the way home last night when i went to pull the cord some other dude went to pull the cord at the same time and i swear the thought that wen through my head was "you fucker, that was MY cord!"
so then i remembered when i was little on weekends my sister and i would often go to our grandma's place and then go downtown to watch a movie and much like little kids do, we always knelt on the seat excitedly staring out the window, watching for whatever stop we were going to. ok, so maybe we didnt know what stop we were going to but whatever. and of course we'd try to convince grandma to let one of us pull the cord, and of course we were kids and loud enough so that everyone on the bus could hear and everyone would watch and smile about it and then grandma would say "let your sister pull the cord" and id get all huffy but then she'd say i could do it on the way home and that would pretty much make it all better.
and you know the funny thing? if we were on the bus long enough for most everyone to hear us and someone else got on and happened to be getting off at the same stop and pulled the cord before either my sister or myself could pull it, i swear that the other people on the bus would actually give that person pissy looks like they just stole our candy.
you know, im pretty sure that this was somehow engrained in my head as me having to make sure the damn cord is pulled wherever i go cause if i come back up the mountain and no one pulls the cord for the first stop, regardless if the driver stops at the first stop cause they always do cause it a main drop off point up here, my brain starts to go "hey, so, maybe you should pull the cord hey? like...you know pull the cord? pull the cord? PULL THE FUCKING CORD!!"
and im like "FUCK OK CHRIST IM PULLING THE FUCKING CORD ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!" and my brain is all "yes thank you."
i have to go tromp through the rain now and put a letter in a mailbox.
and then i have to come back and sit here for hours and work on school stuff.
and then silly rabbit trix are for kids.
why did i suddenly think this up? cause on the way home last night when i went to pull the cord some other dude went to pull the cord at the same time and i swear the thought that wen through my head was "you fucker, that was MY cord!"
so then i remembered when i was little on weekends my sister and i would often go to our grandma's place and then go downtown to watch a movie and much like little kids do, we always knelt on the seat excitedly staring out the window, watching for whatever stop we were going to. ok, so maybe we didnt know what stop we were going to but whatever. and of course we'd try to convince grandma to let one of us pull the cord, and of course we were kids and loud enough so that everyone on the bus could hear and everyone would watch and smile about it and then grandma would say "let your sister pull the cord" and id get all huffy but then she'd say i could do it on the way home and that would pretty much make it all better.
and you know the funny thing? if we were on the bus long enough for most everyone to hear us and someone else got on and happened to be getting off at the same stop and pulled the cord before either my sister or myself could pull it, i swear that the other people on the bus would actually give that person pissy looks like they just stole our candy.
you know, im pretty sure that this was somehow engrained in my head as me having to make sure the damn cord is pulled wherever i go cause if i come back up the mountain and no one pulls the cord for the first stop, regardless if the driver stops at the first stop cause they always do cause it a main drop off point up here, my brain starts to go "hey, so, maybe you should pull the cord hey? like...you know pull the cord? pull the cord? PULL THE FUCKING CORD!!"
and im like "FUCK OK CHRIST IM PULLING THE FUCKING CORD ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!" and my brain is all "yes thank you."
i have to go tromp through the rain now and put a letter in a mailbox.
and then i have to come back and sit here for hours and work on school stuff.
and then silly rabbit trix are for kids.
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