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sh!thawks...on parade: This is Not How You Use a Comma

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18.9.05

obviously the person who made up the bait cars warning doesn't think that people will take them seriously.
if he did he would have used a comma after 'steal one'.
it's like, oh you don't believe this warning?
steal a car.
get caught.
anyone who remembers anything from english grammar would realize that the use of the imperative really fucks up this sign.
it commands you to steal a car!
then it commands you to get caught!
it's making me feel like either stealing one or painting over 'get caught'
steal one.

This is Not How You Use a Comma

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