the southern colonies might be a little vague, but you should write them down

*in a bad Walter Cronkite voice*
we are now into hour six of the overnight assignment for Political Analysis. Here we see a small sample of the readings necessary for our young Policy Gladiators to deftly tap their laptop keys and vocalize the plethora of information needed to complete a massive assignment in under twelve hours.

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man that totally sounded more like him in my head... anyway... there were six of us sitting up here on the 3rd floor of de old HC, and then five, and now there's four. we have three questions to do for tomorrow morning. ten to twelve pages. i think we're onto hour four of question two. i rewrote half of it three times already. then i said fuck it cause i can look at it again later after red bull.
so i'll start question three.
looks like i'll be missing the premier of How I Met Your Mother, but thats why the internet is a wonderful thing and i can download it later.

oh by the by our questions deal with...

1. specifying the application of equal opportunity to health care policy...

2. how implementation of a guarantee to eliminate federal spending in provincial jurisdictions can be effectively done...

3. the merits of conflict resolution in federations vs confederations...

i'll give you a dollar to write it for me.

the southern colonies might be a little vague, but you should write them down