it's a nice hat

you know what i dont get? why is the trade off for asparagus being so awesomely delicious that it makes your pee smell funny? when whoever invented asparagus invented it, was this a minor oversight or what? i think it should be reinvented so that when you eat it and then take a piss it smells like you're leaking cinnamon deliciousness. actually no, because im prety sure cinnamon piss would burn thereby making everyone think they had herpes or something.
i started exercising. im halfway committed to sticking to it this time.

it's a nice hat

i only lost my money because i didnt win.

well, ok there you go. 200 odd pictures sorted through, resized, forgotten which order they were in and posted.
what are some memorable one liners?
"why does it look like she shit herself?"
"i only took one of the fat chicks."
"chad likes that blouse, he's smiling a lot."
"she needs to have less clothes on."
"the human condom was neat."

anyway...

chad and danielle and dario and robyn and vanessa and patz and sonia and many other italian parents and grand folks went to see high fashion be highly fashionable.

so it was good times. danielle was roxom and there was lingerie which made the guys happy. there were also gay guys in blouses which made chad happy.
and then i went and lost 50$ playing craps. and i only lost because i didnt win. when you think about it like that it makes wayyyyyyy more sense.
and i had noodles that tasted like feet, but the casino is in Richmond, so really, what do you expect?
and then we had our own fashion show in dario's truck and you'll be happy to see that there's the obligatory Robyn's Cleavage shot in there.
oh, and my shoes are now famous.
and really, an R2ZO needs an R2D2.

advice for next time? SLR camera and front row seat. cause my arms were getting fucking sore holding the camera steady at full zoom.

WHATS NEXT FOR OUR ADVENTURERS? MAYHAPS A BOLD AND GARISH PUB NIGHT WHERE THERE IS SURE TO FOLLOW SOME OUTLANDISH AND DARING FEATS OF FEAT! NOT TO MENTION CAMERA WHORES ABOUND!!!

but first.....a haircut methinks. and laundry.

i only lost my money because i didnt win.