because i been there!

this has to be one of the rare occasions when Don Cherry has worn the same suit twice.

ahem...

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! GO OILERS!!!!!! GAME 6!!!!!!! FUCK YOU CAM WARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

here's why i dont like watching hockey with my family...in the span of like ten minutes my mom, sister and dad all asked me "so...in overtime, do they play a full period or does the first goal win?"

please...just wave as the bandwagon goes by ok?

BAHAHAHAH!!! they just showed a fat kid hurricanes fan crying in the stands!!!
THATS RIGHT FATTY!!! YOURE TEAM FUCKING SHATTERED YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS!!!

ooo, Bubbles is on This Hour has 22 Minutes! flew the shit outta that thing!

i had to bust out the red bull at work today. fucking tired this morning. i walk in, sit down in the lunchroom and Les looks at me and goes "you awake yet pat?"
"noooooooope..."

but then we got to watch melee in the yard as buildings were moved. and then we were handed shovels and told to dig in the dirt.
dig for what?
the power line to the irrigation shed.
...im sorry what?
dig along this trench and dig up the power line.
like...the LIVE power line?
yes.
are you going to turn it off?
go ahead and dig.
...

so AFTER wayne and i hit big black power line deep in the ground....gee maybe we should turn the power off first next time...?

no kidding.

i feel like writing a 'dear somebody' so i will.

Dear Fat Kid Hurricanes Fan,

im not sorry that your team lost tonight. i think it's funny that your fat ass was sitting there in a sad blob. your team came from Hartford. what elese needs to be said about your team history? they come from Hartford and they already lost the Cup once. but Fat Kid, i do think that you personally will live up to some very probably expectations. you will grow up to be a fat hocket fan. what does that mean? that in a (post)modern america, you will undoubtedly live up to the american dream: think your country is the greatest in the world even though you live in isolationism, be fanatically obsesses with celebrity scandals even though it has no bearing on your own life whatsoever, and ignorantly provide to yourself in excess letting yourself waste copious amounts of goods while you contribute to the ever increasing percentage of obese americans.

i know that this probly applies to some canadians as well, but not to the same extent and i dont hate the Oilers. so Fat Kid, go drown your sorrows at your team's loss tonight in twinkies and cola to make yourself feel better. and always remember...

YOURE FAT YOURE FAT YOURE FAT YOURE FAT!!!

i just want to say, anyone who's offended by that should just go find the nearest WalMart and sit outside the front door for an hour. or SuperWalMart. or MegaWalMart. because honestly, there should be scales under the front door connected to a preferred customer thing that goes off when people of a certain weight walk in.
think about it, how many 400lbs people in walmart really have the energy to push their cart around the store? they walk in, scale goes off, shopping aide rushes up with a cart to accompany them through the store. fucking brilliant.

one more thing. ive had far too few msn additions. please remedy that.

because i been there!