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sh!thawks...on parade: strip clubs smell like twat and lysol

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28.3.06






fyi, mike coined that phrase in like october. and it randomly popped into my head.
some people might say that a 2am, post final essay writing snack consisting of pickled eggs and orange juice might be weird. to those people i say:

touché...

ok, so that one's out of the way. one more essay, a reading journal, two videos and one exam to go. really when you break it down, it's not that much cause the essay will take me like a day. the journal...two or three.

man...definitely should have had more juice...that egg aftertaste is taaaaaangy.

current mood: "50 Mission Cap" by the Hip

strip clubs smell like twat and lysol

6 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

*sigh* I'm going to be sad when you stop procrastinating so you'll feel no need to read my blog. I worked it in to look like that.

3:49 AM  
Blogger Nate James said...

ha... awesome title

i saw a lot of twat last night... (porn shop)

8:50 AM  
Blogger EJ said...

i am appalled for women everywhere. you'll be hearing from our lawyers. your machoistic rule will end. end forever. ... no who loves women the most. yeh, thats right. me.

9:36 AM  
Blogger Shaz said...

I've never actually noticed the scent of lysol in a strip club... I did once remember walking in and smelling some glorious chinese take-out...

3:44 PM  
Blogger MB said...

if the strip cl;ub had a smell u werent drnk enough

6:12 PM  
Blogger Kate said...

Speaking of twats...

The ex's last name was Watt. Say it together now. Yes!

I told him I was keeping my name and he'd get really upset. But I just couldn't live with that.

12:25 PM  

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