santa's looking down on the devil's back

i bought a bike pump. i got it a shitmart. i hate going into that store. but crappy tire didnt have any that looked like theyd work and sportchek only had tiny compact ones.
i probly should buy a compact one anyway.
it's several people's birthday today.
it's my dad's birthday. he's old. he's (32.5 x 2) - 1.
it's danielle's down under birthday.
it's the birthday of one of the radio guys on the bear but i forget who cause i heard it last night driving home from whyte ave.
THE OILERS ARE GOING TO BEAT THE SHARKS!!!
CALGARY STILL SUCKS!
hahaha ok, so sonic phones these gas stations in calgary to see how many people will cheer for the Oil now that the flames have demonstrated how shitty they are. all teh gas station attendents sounded like they were Apu and didnt know what hockey was. and there was one gay emo sounding kid too. and i was all "wow!!! a gay emo kid in CALGARY!"
i have to go take my sister sunglasses shopping now or something...it's either that or dig dirt in the backyard. fuck that it's my day off.

santa's looking down on the devil's back