they could just fart in a bag

getting paid to stand around is probly one of the best things ever.

my dad's gonna teach me how to play craps tonight. of the two times ive been to a casino and found out that about 2 minutes of betting at blackjack or on a slot machine will clean you out i figure maybe i should learn a game where i might actually get some payoff. my parents are frightened that my sister and i will get hooked on gambling when we go to vegas at christmas. i keep telling them that of the two times ive been to a casino...ok well...three maybe cause we went for like 5 minutes once in gatineau cause the CSA was given a 10$ voucher for each person in frosh. we had 120 people. we cashed them all to pay for a party. then someone broke in to the CSA office and stole all the fucking money. anyway, losing money doesnt really appeal to me.

ok, so here's a question to think about. you know how when people try new food and they usually say "it tastes like chicken"...well, what does that mean chicken tastes like? is it like the universal flavour? or is it just so generic that it really doesnt have a flavour so everything else can automatically taste like it?

they could just fart in a bag